Another entry in my ongoing series of taking the complete, unedited text from an email caught in my WordPress spam filter, and formatting its gibberish into poetry (one email equals one poem — I do not combine them in anyway). Except for formatting the email to look like a poem, I make no changes to text, spelling, content, etc.
Strangely, they seem to make sense when you read them as a poem. And, as a public service, I offer a reading of the poem as well:
It is not a big trade off
for the American People
too give up a little of their personal freedom
and privacy for our kind of maximum homeland security.
my mom had gotten me a kitten to keep me company,
every time she scratched me,
I would get infected, needing antibiotics.
“Is cheap Cialis available in countries other than the US.
If the married couple had never videotaped lovemaking between themselves,
their privacy and God’s gift of sexual expression would not have been degraded.
The result was that God became really angry with King Solomon,
who was once a beloved, faithful servant of His.